Preparing for International Job Interviews: A Pakistani’s Survival Guide
Yaar, you ever wonder why interviews feel scarier than rishta aunties? Like, one wrong answer and poof — bye-bye dream job, hello depression scroll on OLX looking at used Mehran ads. 😂
But let’s keep it simple: Preparing for international job interviews is about practicing common questions, understanding cultural differences, and showing confidence.
So, if you’re planning to impress someone sitting in London, Dubai, or even Timbuktu, let’s get you ready.
Why It Matters
International interviews aren’t just about skills — they test if you can adapt to global work culture. And trust me, saying “I’ll work hard, InshaAllah” might win hearts here, but abroad they want concrete examples.
- You’ll be competing with people from all over the world.
- Your English, body language, and confidence all matter.
- A little prep can save you from awkward silences longer than PSL ads.
The Pakistani POV: Common Struggles
Here’s the reality check:
- English Accent Panic: We start doubting if we sound like English Vinglish or Mirzapur.
- Over-Formal Dress Up: Bhai, no need to wear sherwani, a decent suit or shirt is enough.
- Time Zone Blunders: Some log in at 3 AM thinking it’s 3 PM UK time. 😂
What Nobody Tells You
Here’s the secret sauce no one shares:
- Research the Company: Don’t just say “I love your company.” Mention actual projects or initiatives.
- Prepare STAR Method: Situation, Task, Action, Result — it works wonders abroad.
- Ask Smart Questions: Instead of “Salary kitni hogi?”, ask about growth, culture, or training opportunities.
- Tech Test Run: Always check your mic, camera, and Zoom background (no “phuppo ki shaadi” poster behind you).
👉 If you’re setting up your phone for overseas work calls, don’t forget: How to register mobile in PTA.
Quick Checklist Before Interview
- ✅ Stable internet connection (otherwise lag will make you look like a statue).
- ✅ Good lighting (not interrogation room vibes).
- ✅ Practice common questions like: “Tell me about yourself” (no filmy answers).
- ✅ Have documents ready (PDF resume, certificates).
- ✅ Smile, but not like you’re selling whitening cream in an ad.
Witty Wrap-Up
At the end of the day, an international job interview is just like a first date — except instead of free food, you’re chasing free salary abroad. 😉
So, polish your answers, hydrate your throat, and remember: Confidence is the best suit you can wear.
👉 Tell me I’m wrong in the comments. Or better, tag your cousin who’s been applying to Canada since 2010 but still waiting for “reply from embassy.”
